A very fine ‘toon Mr D. I would like to utilise frame two as a template, to construct a series of clean, coal-powered, satellite death-traps to catch those bludgers with nothing else better to do than lie at the bottom of hilly roads in order to raise revenue from the ill-treated Victorian driver. And this is preventing accidents? Pig’s it is, Ha!
Venise, I left hyperlinks to possum nests on #dudrootgate for you.
Re the bludgers at the bottom of the hill, a question to Doggonauts. I count and time my drinks, as I can’t afford to be licenceless. I got hauled up by the puff-bag squad the other day and blew below the legal limit. However, he instructed me to wait 15 minutes so he could test me again. I wish I had thought this through, as because as I was under the limit, I should have been able to leave unhindered, especially as I was less than 15 min from home. I waited, like a poor fool, and duly registered lower, as I knew I would. However, if I had been in doubt, should I have locked the car and called a taxi. What could plod do?
Even better Plonk. Get out of the car. Blow as requested. When asked to wait, indicate that you couldn’t be stuffed doing so (plod can’t stop you unless he arrests you, which he can’t), pull out that handy fifth of rye you keep in the glove box and start knocking back shots. Offer it round, it’s only hospitable. Say you’ve gone right off the idea of driving. Call the cab and offer to blow again just as you finish the bottle.
All the cops routinely drown their sorrows or settle their nerves immediately after any accident in which their blood alcohol might be tested. Drinking is not illegal, just driving afterwards.
Re: ” The Precious Virgin Flower that is our Democracy” . Is that just technically a Virgin – like it may have given a few bl-w jobs here and there and may have had her knickers off and top off once but technically…..
20 thoughts on “Greed is good. Trample the weak. Hurdle the dead.”
Holden Back
March 2, 2012 at 4:11 pmAndybob – Hot tramp I love you so.
A giant wham bam thankyou ma’am to you.
Venise Alstergren
March 2, 2012 at 5:04 pmA very fine ‘toon Mr D. I would like to utilise frame two as a template, to construct a series of clean, coal-powered, satellite death-traps to catch those bludgers with nothing else better to do than lie at the bottom of hilly roads in order to raise revenue from the ill-treated Victorian driver. And this is preventing accidents? Pig’s it is, Ha!
Sandshoe
March 2, 2012 at 5:31 pmSounds like you’re taxed, Venise.
Venise Alstergren
March 2, 2012 at 6:01 pm‘SHOE: Out of ma brain honey. (giggles)
Plonkoclock
March 2, 2012 at 7:56 pmVenise, I left hyperlinks to possum nests on #dudrootgate for you.
Re the bludgers at the bottom of the hill, a question to Doggonauts. I count and time my drinks, as I can’t afford to be licenceless. I got hauled up by the puff-bag squad the other day and blew below the legal limit. However, he instructed me to wait 15 minutes so he could test me again. I wish I had thought this through, as because as I was under the limit, I should have been able to leave unhindered, especially as I was less than 15 min from home. I waited, like a poor fool, and duly registered lower, as I knew I would. However, if I had been in doubt, should I have locked the car and called a taxi. What could plod do?
Andybob
March 2, 2012 at 8:07 pmEven better Plonk. Get out of the car. Blow as requested. When asked to wait, indicate that you couldn’t be stuffed doing so (plod can’t stop you unless he arrests you, which he can’t), pull out that handy fifth of rye you keep in the glove box and start knocking back shots. Offer it round, it’s only hospitable. Say you’ve gone right off the idea of driving. Call the cab and offer to blow again just as you finish the bottle.
All the cops routinely drown their sorrows or settle their nerves immediately after any accident in which their blood alcohol might be tested. Drinking is not illegal, just driving afterwards.
Plonkoclock
March 2, 2012 at 8:27 pmThank you Andybob, a bottle of Makers Mark will go in the glove box tonight!
Andrew L
March 2, 2012 at 11:01 pmLOL
LJG..............
March 3, 2012 at 3:10 pmRe: ” The Precious Virgin Flower that is our Democracy” . Is that just technically a Virgin – like it may have given a few bl-w jobs here and there and may have had her knickers off and top off once but technically…..
ClaireW
March 5, 2012 at 2:56 pmDog, you are so brilliant.
I bow down to your incredible grey matter