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First Dog On The Moon

Greed is good. Trample the weak. Hurdle the dead.

First Dog On The Moon

Mar 02, 2012

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20 thoughts on “Greed is good. Trample the weak. Hurdle the dead.”

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  1. Microseris
    March 2, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    Predictable that they could agree on a rare instance of bipartisanship to defile that flower.
    Keep your savvy observations coming FD.

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  2. paddy
    March 2, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    A brilliant effort FD.
    [A private army of giant nuclear lesbots]
    Was particularly good………

    But I still feel that the *next* cartoon……
    Featuring the Powerfox, applying the “reverse wedgie” to cartoonists across this wide brown land….. *Just after deadline!*…….. Will be a cracker.

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  3. zut alors
    March 2, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    The World’s Bestest Treasurer (alleged) could’ve separated some serious megabucks from the 0.01 per cent if he hadn’t folded on Rudd’s sensible RSPT proposal. It was his prime chance to stick it to the over-endowed. Opportunity lost.

    Actions speak louder than words, Swannie. Is that a hollow ringing we hear…?

    ‘…entitled grippingly…’, very droll, Mr Dog.

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  4. klewso
    March 2, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    Is it the Red-back’s fault?
    When these lobbyists bite them on the arse,
    who puts those arses in their web?

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  5. ernmalleyscat
    March 2, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    I like the new agro Swanny.
    I think it’s time he was portrayed in a more befitting manner as a Cassowary.

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  6. Stevo the Working Twistie
    March 2, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    Careful Swanny. If Clive doesn’t get we wants, he might storm off and set up his own Commonwealth of Australia.

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  7. Venise Alstergren
    March 2, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    I love the squeaky clean Mr Goose, a good deed in a naughty world.

    STEVO: Palmer will have to hurry because I think the divine Rhine Maiden has already threatened to secede WA from the rest Of Orstraylia.

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  8. Meski
    March 2, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    Obi-Wan: That’s no moon.

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  9. Sandshoe
    March 2, 2012 at 3:33 pm

    You really feel the power of Moon Doggie all over from your teenage years (dream) when Firsty goes off. (yello gooey smiley face)

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  10. Andybob
    March 2, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    Gina’s ‘n alligator, she’s a mama-papa coming for you
    Clive’s a space invader, he’ll be a rock ‘n rollin b_tch for you
    Keep your mouth shut !
    Twiggy’s squawking through the pink monkey bird
    And Alan’s busting out his brains for the words

    Swannies ‘lectric eye’s on them babe
    He’s got his ray gun to their heads
    Press the money from the mines Wayne

    Don’t freak out in a moonage daydream, again.

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