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First Dog On The Moon

#dudrootgate: The silent victims speak out!

First Dog On The Moon

Mar 01, 2012

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  1. ernmalleyscat
    March 1, 2012 at 2:58 pm

    BTW I agree with Innocent too.

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  2. paddy
    March 1, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    While there is a world of wonder in your words today FD.
    Let me be the first to praise you for the drawing!!

    Hell, if I wasn’t such a dud root myself,
    I’d almost fancy a roll with your version of Gwyneth.

    P.S. Extra kudos for The have nots and The have lots.
    PPS. Spot on Innocent

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  3. klewso
    March 1, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    Hear hear!
    I thought these sort of standards only
    got legitimately applied to certain people, below a certain social caste?
    Like the Paxtons and single mums and their sort of “currant affair game”
    – then it’s all right and funny?
    Or is that just sour grapes?

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  4. Mike Jones
    March 1, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    Zut, it wasn’t Holden, your nameless friend, was it ?

    I’d like to also take this chance to praise his Innocence for the clarity of the surgery proposed for The Negster and her Yuminess. Slavish imitation of Chris Uhlan – from whom oil is apparently extracted.

    And since no ‘naut has yet mentioned the “Hello Kitty” tattoo, I’d like to reassure FD that his excellent attention (hup hup) to detail, by the left….. wait for it….. HARCH ! did not go unnoticed.

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  5. drmick
    March 1, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    I am with innocent. Its one thing to hump someone else’s leg, but another entirely to hump your own.
    She he may have first hand expert knowledge on dud roots (so to speak) and could be closer to the problem than she realises. Not every man in uniform stands to attention. Some pitch tents at the mere thought of a good sort, but in her case, well, half mast might be the best they can do.

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  6. kennethrobinson2
    March 1, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    I think that the hosts of the show should keep their mouths and legs closed.
    But then a complete idiot, like these females might make a good root, for a one night stand.

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  7. Innocent Until
    March 1, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    @DrMick – I guess that puts me in my place.

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  8. Venise Alstergren
    March 1, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    Before even considering the man’s erotic sensibilities and imagination I would expect him to lose about twenty kilos-minium fifteen.

    It has been my my observation that the thickness of a man’s neck is in inverse proportion to what exists in the budgie smugglers.

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  9. Meski
    March 1, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Cum again?… Who gave Gwyn the pearl necklace? (and I have to admire FD for using one in a mainstream cartoon)

    And will I escape the dread censre?

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  10. mattsui
    March 1, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    Most amusing, I wasn`t aware of the actual incident, don`t know anything about the poor afflicted (allegedly) Army man.
    But at last I have (and thanks FD for providing) a name. Now I can start my TISM cover band.

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