I’ve heard from Scott Morrison today that given the rates of chlamydia there is an urgent need to investigate whether Illegals are hiding amongst them up and a crack team will be diverted from the NT intervention after the election to infiltrate the forests to check for mosques. It’s also well known that if you stand under a tree with a falafel and centrelink card you can easily lure them to the ground.
77 thoughts on “Stop the bacteria and the reasons for bacteria!”
AR
February 29, 2012 at 11:00 amI think that those with typhoid are crew, not “illegal asylum seekers”.
Mike Jones
February 29, 2012 at 11:20 amHow disappointing. My “Hideous Diseases Tango” got pinged.
Still, it’s playing in the Nathan Rees Memorial Ballroom at the Pig’s Arms.
Andybob – it’s your serve !
Innocent Until
February 29, 2012 at 1:22 pmAfter copious research the WHO has just announced that sandshoe is ground zero for the recent outbreak of punitis in the dogonaut lounge.
Innocent Until
February 29, 2012 at 2:12 pmVenise of course is a major punitis carrier. And just for you –
When Morrison listed pertussis
FD couldn’t see what the fuss is
The rate of disease
Is the same if you please
For them as the googled rate for us is.
LJG..............
February 29, 2012 at 3:11 pmI’ve heard from Scott Morrison today that given the rates of chlamydia there is an urgent need to investigate whether Illegals are hiding amongst them up and a crack team will be diverted from the NT intervention after the election to infiltrate the forests to check for mosques. It’s also well known that if you stand under a tree with a falafel and centrelink card you can easily lure them to the ground.
Venise Alstergren
February 29, 2012 at 6:31 pmINNOCENT and ANDYBOB: We should stick to the rules of the limerick. The word please is meaningless and it destroys a rollicking story line.
Dare I suggest to INNOCENT that the words ‘For them’ should be cut.
Can I practise what I’m preaching? I tend the first four lines of my new limerick.
With a flick of her sensuous wrist;
I recalled all the sex I had missed.
Flung in an alley
Ten years in a galley……
I am open to criticism.
Innocent Until
February 29, 2012 at 7:22 pmYeah, yeah. I don’t see pertussis anywhere though. 🙂
I agree, getting rid of ‘for them’ is the solution. May the FDOTM Book of Verse show the altered version.
Innocent Until
February 29, 2012 at 7:24 pmBüm! Included a smiley! (Frowny)
Venise Alstergren
February 29, 2012 at 7:33 pmINNOCENT: That’s a great avatar you’ve got yourself.
Innocent Until
February 29, 2012 at 7:53 pmIt’s a gerbera, Venise. But since Plonk made A Comment, and DrMick sort of did, I might have to reconsider.