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First Dog On The Moon

The envelope please…

First Dog On The Moon

Feb 27, 2012

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  1. Venise Alstergren
    February 27, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    FD: Didn’t you include the media advisers employed by KRudd? Yep, it is a win for KRabbott-either way. What did we do to make us worthy of the politicians we did get?

    Just love the yellow colour scheme. Very apposite.

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  2. Innocent Until
    February 27, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    Paddy, those unemployed chariot pullers come grace à Therese Rein. It’s a work experience pilot program through her UK Company, Ingeus.

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  3. JamesG
    February 27, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    I would like to see a final caption where Mr Rabbit’s costume unzips and out steps KRudd with Jasper next him saying “We fucking did it. I told you it would work and nobody fucking believed me but we’re back in the fucking Lodge. Now don’t fuck it up this time Kevin.”

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  4. paddy
    February 27, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    Innocent Until. My cup runneth over.
    A chariot of gold, organised and chauffeured by the sublimely rich Therese!!

    I’ve never felt so humble…..or so deserving. 😉

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  5. Stephen
    February 27, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    Turnbull? Please, Dog, Please?

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  6. Mike Jones
    February 27, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    Jamesg, I think you’ve cracked it here, sport. Have Tony Abbott and Kruddscat ever been seen together in the same room ? I thought not !

    Evil feline genius it is that can surf, ride a bike and wear a fluoro vest and goggles and totally dominate a policy-free cat box.

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  7. zut alors
    February 27, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    Mike, the reason TA and Jasper have never been spotted in the same room is because the latter is particular about the company he keeps. Remember how he invited Mr Dog to the Lodge for tea?

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  8. paddy
    February 27, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Well FD…….. You cunning devil.
    All this time and only *you* knew, it was Mark Arbib’s head on that spike.

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  9. Andrew L
    February 27, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    And then… depression set in…

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  10. Plonkoclock
    February 27, 2012 at 5:35 pm

    “I’m here to save the Australian Labor Party.. and Australia.”

    He’s not the Messiah. He’s just a very naughty boy.

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