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First Dog On The Moon

The wide brown focusgroupocracy for me…

First Dog On The Moon

Feb 20, 2012

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18 thoughts on “The wide brown focusgroupocracy for me…”

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  1. Sandshoe
    February 20, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    To be drawn without any arms is a short straw. He will be lobbying for shorter sleeves.

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  2. Mike Jones
    February 20, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    Here you have it the most Firstest.

    We have an unlimited supply of f*cktards who want to run the country. I’ve stopped watching/ listening to the ABC (not listening loll loll loll). I’m cancelling my sub to SMH (not reading – hands over eye loll loll loll).

    Can you do us all a favour and do a one-frame cartoon clearly indicating when this Scheißekrieg is over ?

    Yhanks. That’ll be all for today.

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  3. paddy
    February 20, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Bless Jasper and I hope he’s sharpening his claws on that balloon. Whoops!

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  4. form1planet
    February 20, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Heavens to fuckity, I can’t wait to use that phrase in conversation.

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  5. Mr Pajama Pudding
    February 20, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    Methinks Kevin012 needs the help of Mr Tourette, Master Signwriter

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  6. klewso
    February 20, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    “Krudd-scat”? Is that the same as “Krudd-spoor”?

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  7. klewso
    February 20, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    And when does this balloon go up?
    He floats too – is he full of helium or hot-air?

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  8. zut alors
    February 20, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    frame #2: ‘…I agreed with my decision that you would do everything I told you.’

    That’s an extremely handy line to have up the sleeve. – I’m taking it, thanks.

    Ruddster survived the NYC stripper joint kerfuffle so this swearathon adds more depth and credentials to his CV.

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  9. klewso
    February 20, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    Fair suck of that source bottle – and swaller mi knob – but where does he keep his copy of Balzac?

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  10. LJG..............
    February 20, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    I’m with Mike – Get Gina Grimeheart to Right a Poem about it when it’s all over..

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