I recently worked with a teach from a catholic college. He was privately despairing at how he is instructed to teach students that Noah’s Ark was real.
Hmm Zut, Blade is nothing, I tells ya, and you can’t hurl half a brick without hitting a Bradyn, Jaidyn, Kadyn and their sister Caitlyn in any or all of their speshul spellings.
I see that GlaxoSmithKline donated $50,000 to said Heartless Institute for “medical newsletters” over the last two years and have quickly disassociated themselves from the HI views on climate change. This is completely understandable. I found myself writing a cheque for fifty big ones to Kevin Andrews recently even though I don’t agree with him about, well, anything. Fortunately my large intestine rose up and strangled my arm showing it has more sense than either me or GSK’s PR dept.
In closing I’d just like to say that I, like many others, am for hire and should anyone wish to pay large sums of folding to me to believe absurdities then I am open for offers. Gravity is, after all, only a theory.
I rely exclusively on the data published by the Beefheartland Institute collected by Doc at the Radar Station.
Hot Head explains the situation in clear scientific terms.
Andybob, if I hire you to believe sh*t on my behalf, will you weigh it up even-handedly ? Or just swallow it lock stock and barrel ?
I mean I think we deserve to know whether we’ll be getting our money’s worth.
Do we have your assurance that you won’t just pretend to believe stuff and act like a d*ckhead and go offshore powerboat racing like Noah just to justify your fees ?
57 thoughts on “The Anti-Science is in!”
Mr Pajama Pudding
February 16, 2012 at 3:19 pmI recently worked with a teach from a catholic college. He was privately despairing at how he is instructed to teach students that Noah’s Ark was real.
Holden Back
February 16, 2012 at 3:30 pmHmm Zut, Blade is nothing, I tells ya, and you can’t hurl half a brick without hitting a Bradyn, Jaidyn, Kadyn and their sister Caitlyn in any or all of their speshul spellings.
And one is sorely tempted.
drmick
February 16, 2012 at 3:37 pmIf he is a Richard farmer, what does he sow, and what does he reap? ………Di*khead$??
Andybob
February 16, 2012 at 3:40 pmI see that GlaxoSmithKline donated $50,000 to said Heartless Institute for “medical newsletters” over the last two years and have quickly disassociated themselves from the HI views on climate change. This is completely understandable. I found myself writing a cheque for fifty big ones to Kevin Andrews recently even though I don’t agree with him about, well, anything. Fortunately my large intestine rose up and strangled my arm showing it has more sense than either me or GSK’s PR dept.
In closing I’d just like to say that I, like many others, am for hire and should anyone wish to pay large sums of folding to me to believe absurdities then I am open for offers. Gravity is, after all, only a theory.
klewso
February 16, 2012 at 3:56 pmThe good thing about their “brainwashing” is that with their success rate on “the susceptible”, they’ll hardly have to use any water.
klewso
February 16, 2012 at 4:06 pm“IPA”?
I remember cleaning teeth with “IPANA” – and they’re close to your brain. Any connection?
ernmalleyscat
February 16, 2012 at 4:08 pmI rely exclusively on the data published by the Beefheartland Institute collected by Doc at the Radar Station.
Hot Head explains the situation in clear scientific terms.
klewso
February 16, 2012 at 4:09 pmAnd what about “How smoking increases yore libido, children!”
Holden Back
February 16, 2012 at 4:10 pmLook children, if I put my hand over the nasty “anthropo” pre-fix, we see Genesis!!
I leave the pedantry to others.
Mike Jones
February 16, 2012 at 4:11 pmAndybob, if I hire you to believe sh*t on my behalf, will you weigh it up even-handedly ? Or just swallow it lock stock and barrel ?
I mean I think we deserve to know whether we’ll be getting our money’s worth.
Do we have your assurance that you won’t just pretend to believe stuff and act like a d*ckhead and go offshore powerboat racing like Noah just to justify your fees ?