Noah was the King of Storage. He managed to pack thousands upon thousands of species of animals and insects into the huge ark. Tragically, despite his optimum use of space, there was no room for the dinosaurs…and that’s why they died out in the great flood. Drowned.
If, Doggus O’Firsty, one believes that we now has a genertion of techards what does not know the difference of between a mumbo and a jumbo, then one must be at least a generation too late. We now has treachers what does not know there exists a mumbo, but they has OK knowledge of jumbo from watchin’ Oprah on the TV.
It seems that the definition of truth is that which has the most cash for advertising behind it. Or the least resistance. If physics be too difficult for school now, or logic be too tough, we could teach the kiddies astrology , but Feng Shui should be enough.
57 thoughts on “The Anti-Science is in!”
Holden Back
February 16, 2012 at 1:28 pmDouble-x Jaxxon! I saw a triple-r Arrryn in print yesterday.
rhwombat
February 16, 2012 at 1:52 pmMiss! Miss! Please Miss! Does anthropogenisis have anything to with making woohoo?
Coaltopia
February 16, 2012 at 2:25 pmOne mug of frothing goblin to go…
Stevo the Working Twistie
February 16, 2012 at 2:26 pmNext time I’m at the mall I’m going to ask that nice girl Shnade* if she knows what it means.
(* Yes, actually and for real. Mind you, I do live in Boganville)
zut alors
February 16, 2012 at 2:47 pmNoah was the King of Storage. He managed to pack thousands upon thousands of species of animals and insects into the huge ark. Tragically, despite his optimum use of space, there was no room for the dinosaurs…and that’s why they died out in the great flood. Drowned.
Science lesson is over for today, Dogonauts.
zut alors
February 16, 2012 at 2:57 pmStevo and Holden,
Encountered a young fellow going by the name of Blade recently. As for Arrryn, surely there are laws against triple ‘r’s in proper nouns…
Sandshoe
February 16, 2012 at 3:07 pmStill moderated! From 2.30! Were are the moderators who make the decisions?
Mike Jones
February 16, 2012 at 3:09 pmIf, Doggus O’Firsty, one believes that we now has a genertion of techards what does not know the difference of between a mumbo and a jumbo, then one must be at least a generation too late. We now has treachers what does not know there exists a mumbo, but they has OK knowledge of jumbo from watchin’ Oprah on the TV.
It seems that the definition of truth is that which has the most cash for advertising behind it. Or the least resistance. If physics be too difficult for school now, or logic be too tough, we could teach the kiddies astrology , but Feng Shui should be enough.
Sandshoe
February 16, 2012 at 3:09 pmI will rewrite it. The little people’s eyes are bigger than their bellies.
Sandshoe
February 16, 2012 at 3:17 pmModerated again. Stuff.