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Just what we need; another sparrow with a jam tin on his head.
An over-inflated sense of self importance cannot be hidden behind fancy dress and ceremony. May as well hand out fizzy drink and fairy bread.
The most interesting ritual you left out firsty was the begging for s$x ceremomy. Now that ritual is worth studying
With “the traditional patting of the cat on the street”FD….
You rise from “legendary canine cartoonist”, to *National Living Treasure*.
P.S. Hide that key before the cops arrive.
Not to mention the beatification of the car being lovingly hand washed and vacuumed.
It’s nice to start the parliamentary day with pomp and courtly manners before it all descends to hell once the members take their seats.
Summer doona? Where in Oz would one need such a thing?
As a devout ex-catholic Mike, I have instituted (decreed?) Saturday morning as a holy day of obligation to get rid of all the mid week begging.
And you left out the laying on of hands on the dogs ears FD but I understand the exemplary nature of your advice.