Hmm, none of those pleading billionaires look particularly like tawdry, smug, self-justifying, grasping rapacious despoilers of the earth. Ah! of course. One of them is missing!
Perhaps we could suggest that the developer who is placing this dirge on a chunk of rock outside a shopping centre in Morley replace said tripe with this illustrated version?
At least the shoppers would get a smile out of it.
Or even better we could take the magic wand and evanesco (Vanishing Spell) the entire poem out of existence
Dear FD,
in the interests of fairness, decency and the Australian way of poetry.
I trust you’ll be sending 50% of your obscenely large daily wage, to that poor struggling billionaire Gina.
After all…..Gifts of poetry, that write cartoons all by themselves, are all too rare.
43 thoughts on “An Illustrated Treasury of Gina Rineheart”
Sandshoe
February 13, 2012 at 1:51 pmLaughing too much…another dogonaut keyboard at risk, this time from salad dressing and economy salad spluttered all over it. And the screen.
Plonkoclock
February 13, 2012 at 1:59 pmArrgh! Will no one rid me of this turgid poesy?
Mike Jones
February 13, 2012 at 2:24 pmI deny any connection with this ironstone warbler and her woiks.
Excuse me, I’m going into the Mondrian Brothers’ (Miles of Tiles) loo for a quick chuck.
Mr Pajama Pudding
February 13, 2012 at 2:37 pm“The Doughnut Of Unfortunate Ignorance”
I wanna t shirt please
Plonkoclock
February 13, 2012 at 2:46 pmHmm, none of those pleading billionaires look particularly like tawdry, smug, self-justifying, grasping rapacious despoilers of the earth. Ah! of course. One of them is missing!
Meski
February 13, 2012 at 2:53 pmDid you spot the hover-over on the cartoon? “Vogon Poetry” So accurate.
Liz A
February 13, 2012 at 2:56 pmPerhaps we could suggest that the developer who is placing this dirge on a chunk of rock outside a shopping centre in Morley replace said tripe with this illustrated version?
At least the shoppers would get a smile out of it.
Or even better we could take the magic wand and evanesco (Vanishing Spell) the entire poem out of existence
zut alors
February 13, 2012 at 3:01 pmMrs Gina Rinehart’s poem is ore-ful.
Meski
February 13, 2012 at 3:16 pm@Zut: Yes, it could be smelt a mile off.
paddy
February 13, 2012 at 3:22 pmDear FD,
in the interests of fairness, decency and the Australian way of poetry.
I trust you’ll be sending 50% of your obscenely large daily wage, to that poor struggling billionaire Gina.
After all…..Gifts of poetry, that write cartoons all by themselves, are all too rare.