Heaven
I’m no Kevin
But my tongue twists so that I can hardly speak
And I always find the happiness I seek
When I’m by myself just dancing
Cheek to Cheek
Andybob – it’s the added musical touches that make it.
Heaven,
God, this is Kevin,
And I’m calling you to give me back my seat
At the pointy end of caucus it’s so sweet
Reminding Julia on the back bench
Week to week.
A bit off topic but Mike has smashed the gauntlet back over the net. This goes out to Andrew Wilkie with apologies (mainly) to Gotye and (one line) to Josh Homme and (best joke) Gough:
Now and then I think of when we were together
Making pre-commitment pokies mandatreeeee
Told myself that you would get the votes
You’d have balls just like you did with boats
And Peter Slipper then was just a country member
You can get addicted to your favorite brand of poison
Nicotine Valium Vicodin Marijuana Ecstacy and Alcohol
But there’s something about slot machines
Divides the nation, there’s no in-betweens
And we all knew that the Clubs would not go quietly
But you didn’t have to cut me off
Pretend that Harry wants a say in the party platform
And I don’t really need your love
But you treat me like I’m stupid and it feels so rough
No you didn’t have to stoop so low
Placate your backbench who go faint if they see bad numbers
And the trial is just a huge go-slow
Now you’re just somebody that I used to know.
33 thoughts on “The Illustrated Kama Sutra with your host Tony Abbott”
Andybob
February 8, 2012 at 3:23 pmI can see what he wouldn’t sell to become PM. But is it a $70 billion ass or a $2 donkey ?
Andybob
February 8, 2012 at 3:28 pmHeaven
I’m no Kevin
But my tongue twists so that I can hardly speak
And I always find the happiness I seek
When I’m by myself just dancing
Cheek to Cheek
zut alors
February 8, 2012 at 4:09 pmAndybob – love your work. And Fred Astaire’s.
Mike Jones
February 8, 2012 at 4:15 pmAndybob – it’s the added musical touches that make it.
Heaven,
God, this is Kevin,
And I’m calling you to give me back my seat
At the pointy end of caucus it’s so sweet
Reminding Julia on the back bench
Week to week.
Your serve !
Innocent Until
February 8, 2012 at 4:19 pmAnd that’s just the warm up exercises.
Stevo the Working Twistie
February 8, 2012 at 4:32 pmDancing cheek to cheek by ones self can lead to chaffing, which might explain the relentlessly negative attitude.
Mike Jones
February 8, 2012 at 4:54 pmI recall with a serpent fondness the old days when the Rabb0t was depickled as a p3nis draped in the Australian flag. Ah, them was the daze…..
Andybob
February 8, 2012 at 5:39 pmA bit off topic but Mike has smashed the gauntlet back over the net. This goes out to Andrew Wilkie with apologies (mainly) to Gotye and (one line) to Josh Homme and (best joke) Gough:
Now and then I think of when we were together
Making pre-commitment pokies mandatreeeee
Told myself that you would get the votes
You’d have balls just like you did with boats
And Peter Slipper then was just a country member
You can get addicted to your favorite brand of poison
Nicotine Valium Vicodin Marijuana Ecstacy and Alcohol
But there’s something about slot machines
Divides the nation, there’s no in-betweens
And we all knew that the Clubs would not go quietly
But you didn’t have to cut me off
Pretend that Harry wants a say in the party platform
And I don’t really need your love
But you treat me like I’m stupid and it feels so rough
No you didn’t have to stoop so low
Placate your backbench who go faint if they see bad numbers
And the trial is just a huge go-slow
Now you’re just somebody that I used to know.
klewso
February 8, 2012 at 6:30 pmI’d love to see him do the fundus-mental “Congress of Everdiminishing Circles”?
Andrew L
February 8, 2012 at 7:51 pmIn the world of botany one would cut him in half to count the rings…