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First Dog On The Moon

The Illustrated Kama Sutra with your host Tony Abbott

First Dog On The Moon

Feb 08, 2012

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33 thoughts on “The Illustrated Kama Sutra with your host Tony Abbott”

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  1. Andybob
    February 8, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    I can see what he wouldn’t sell to become PM. But is it a $70 billion ass or a $2 donkey ?

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  2. Andybob
    February 8, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    Heaven
    I’m no Kevin
    But my tongue twists so that I can hardly speak
    And I always find the happiness I seek
    When I’m by myself just dancing
    Cheek to Cheek

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  3. zut alors
    February 8, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    Andybob – love your work. And Fred Astaire’s.

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  4. Mike Jones
    February 8, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    Andybob – it’s the added musical touches that make it.

    Heaven,
    God, this is Kevin,
    And I’m calling you to give me back my seat
    At the pointy end of caucus it’s so sweet
    Reminding Julia on the back bench
    Week to week.

    Your serve !

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  5. Innocent Until
    February 8, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    And that’s just the warm up exercises.

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  6. Stevo the Working Twistie
    February 8, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    Dancing cheek to cheek by ones self can lead to chaffing, which might explain the relentlessly negative attitude.

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  7. Mike Jones
    February 8, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    I recall with a serpent fondness the old days when the Rabb0t was depickled as a p3nis draped in the Australian flag. Ah, them was the daze…..

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  8. Andybob
    February 8, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    A bit off topic but Mike has smashed the gauntlet back over the net. This goes out to Andrew Wilkie with apologies (mainly) to Gotye and (one line) to Josh Homme and (best joke) Gough:

    Now and then I think of when we were together
    Making pre-commitment pokies mandatreeeee
    Told myself that you would get the votes
    You’d have balls just like you did with boats
    And Peter Slipper then was just a country member

    You can get addicted to your favorite brand of poison
    Nicotine Valium Vicodin Marijuana Ecstacy and Alcohol
    But there’s something about slot machines
    Divides the nation, there’s no in-betweens
    And we all knew that the Clubs would not go quietly

    But you didn’t have to cut me off
    Pretend that Harry wants a say in the party platform
    And I don’t really need your love
    But you treat me like I’m stupid and it feels so rough
    No you didn’t have to stoop so low
    Placate your backbench who go faint if they see bad numbers
    And the trial is just a huge go-slow
    Now you’re just somebody that I used to know.

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  9. klewso
    February 8, 2012 at 6:30 pm

    I’d love to see him do the fundus-mental “Congress of Everdiminishing Circles”?

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  10. Andrew L
    February 8, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    In the world of botany one would cut him in half to count the rings…

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