EMC: the salmon vol-au-vent in frame 3 does appear to be imminently defecating, but enlarge the frame and we find it reinforcing its status as ‘introduced’ by Mr KRuddscat with a wave. Another happy horses doover.
Regina: I must mention. PRETEND the spoon, darling. You’ve come a long way anyway to get this far recognising you’ve a problem. I think it’s absolutely maaarvelous.
sandshoe: im not sure how to use my hand as a spoon without it being unseemly. i dont think a spoon wouldve been out of the question. it was a kitchen after all.
Shoe; suddenly the duopoly makes sense. Tony’s Big WC on Nauru.
Iron Ore Airways, (formerly known as qantas), flies the 3 dollar an hour illegal minerugees to and from Urhien Mine, (formerly known as Western Australia).
3 dollars an hour is plenty when milk is 2 bucks and oranges are 20 cents. With all the iron oxide lining your gut and lungs, you wont be eating much anyway, let alone getting long service leave. That will send them back where they came from, (if they live long enough).
Patriot – I assume you know the difference between “illegals” and asylum seekers. In case you don’t, please allow me to remind you that “illegals” live among us, possibly working illegally, and certainly free to move around until identified, located and deported (according to your strongly held conviction). Asylum seekers are kept in offshore detention until processed and, most of the time, approved for acceptance as “legals”. The differences are important – much rides on the distinction.
Please don’t thank me for this enlightenment – I enjoy clarifying misconceptions so that my fellow Australians are fully across all the details of hot political issues. Have a nice day.
61 thoughts on “The story of the cat, the vol-au-vent and the disingenuous buffoon”
Sandshoe
February 7, 2012 at 4:50 pmEMC: the salmon vol-au-vent in frame 3 does appear to be imminently defecating, but enlarge the frame and we find it reinforcing its status as ‘introduced’ by Mr KRuddscat with a wave. Another happy horses doover.
Sandshoe
February 7, 2012 at 4:52 pmDrmick, not drowning, waving. How many ways can that be reinforced.
Sandshoe
February 7, 2012 at 4:58 pmRegina: I must mention. PRETEND the spoon, darling. You’ve come a long way anyway to get this far recognising you’ve a problem. I think it’s absolutely maaarvelous.
Andybob
February 7, 2012 at 5:21 pmGuantanamenu
Just cost a Guantanamenu
Don’t mind the venue
Just cost a Guantanamenu
regina
February 7, 2012 at 5:43 pmsandshoe: im not sure how to use my hand as a spoon without it being unseemly. i dont think a spoon wouldve been out of the question. it was a kitchen after all.
drmick
February 7, 2012 at 6:51 pmShoe; suddenly the duopoly makes sense. Tony’s Big WC on Nauru.
Iron Ore Airways, (formerly known as qantas), flies the 3 dollar an hour illegal minerugees to and from Urhien Mine, (formerly known as Western Australia).
3 dollars an hour is plenty when milk is 2 bucks and oranges are 20 cents. With all the iron oxide lining your gut and lungs, you wont be eating much anyway, let alone getting long service leave. That will send them back where they came from, (if they live long enough).
Venise Alstergren
February 7, 2012 at 6:53 pmKLEWSO: No, they become profiteroles.
Plonkoclock
February 7, 2012 at 7:54 pmREGINA: just pick the [email protected] plate up and LICK IT. That’s why we have opposible thumbs, FFS.
Andrew L
February 7, 2012 at 8:27 pmScott Morris-dancing (btw morris dancing is completely pointless and a scourge on the face of the planet so it kind of works)…
DF
February 7, 2012 at 9:06 pmPatriot – I assume you know the difference between “illegals” and asylum seekers. In case you don’t, please allow me to remind you that “illegals” live among us, possibly working illegally, and certainly free to move around until identified, located and deported (according to your strongly held conviction). Asylum seekers are kept in offshore detention until processed and, most of the time, approved for acceptance as “legals”. The differences are important – much rides on the distinction.
Please don’t thank me for this enlightenment – I enjoy clarifying misconceptions so that my fellow Australians are fully across all the details of hot political issues. Have a nice day.