I’m a bit cress fallen and chard this morning, lettuce adjoun from
these corny puns – lie down, listen to some Black Eyed Peas, avocado and watch Okra – she’s got some swede on today.
But first I gotta take a leek – and where’s Lotus (if I can raise a pulse) – I’ve soybean looking forward to this?
27 thoughts on “Australia’s worst person Curtis Stone: is he racist against vegetables?”
klewso
February 7, 2012 at 9:07 amI’m a bit cress fallen and chard this morning, lettuce adjoun from
these corny puns – lie down, listen to some Black Eyed Peas, avocado and watch Okra – she’s got some swede on today.
But first I gotta take a leek – and where’s Lotus (if I can raise a pulse) – I’ve soybean looking forward to this?
drmick
February 7, 2012 at 9:12 amKlewso, fruit bats only exist because fruit bowls.
Mike Jones
February 7, 2012 at 9:31 amCher Klewso, you are so on fire in this blog. Brilliant – a commander in the pun wars 2012. and DRMICK ! Fruit bowls …. and Strawberry Fields.
Thanks, FD – we rely totally on you to plow the furrow, sow the seeds and water the crop – sometimes with your tears. And then with ours.
Go the Doggonaut Lounge !
klewso
February 7, 2012 at 10:38 amDoes my bum look too Austintashious in this?
(NB “cado” for the uninitiated = “heart starter” – if you’ve got the cabbage and a head for it)
deccles
February 7, 2012 at 1:17 pmBut, but if peaches are sentient and I have a big tree in the backyard, that means . . . OH MY GOD.
Sandshoe
February 7, 2012 at 4:29 pmPeaches loves you, deccles.
Mike Jones
February 7, 2012 at 11:10 pmWell spotted, Klewso. An adaptation on “Tenterfields” of course, but more fruity.
Too slack to do an attribution, I stand molested.