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First Dog On The Moon

Australia’s worst person Curtis Stone: is he racist against vegetables?

First Dog On The Moon

Feb 06, 2012

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27 thoughts on “Australia’s worst person Curtis Stone: is he racist against vegetables?”

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  1. Venise Alstergren
    February 6, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    FD’s being very polite today. Don’t tell me the Rhine Maiden is already having an effect on the medya front?

    Those fücking red-necked, pecker-woods’ apes would be screaming räpe, or ripe as they would pronounce it, and the government would give them a billion or six to calm them down.

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  2. Mike Jones
    February 6, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    Did anybody see any blood plums this year ? I thought not. Quincidence ?

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  3. Mike Jones
    February 6, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    The supermarkets – it seems to me –
    Smell quite a lot like asparagus wee.
    It’s important as we trawl the aisles
    To keep up the fibre – avoid the piles.

    If farmers from here to Dunnedoo
    Do the right thing, we’ll all pull through.
    To cover the plates of the rich with pheasants
    It behooves the rest to all be peasants.

    Be quiet, you slaves and die off properly
    All praise the retail food duopoly.
    And if it all becomes a b1tch
    Hunt, kill and eat the f*ckin rich.

    After that ? Still in the lurch ?
    Time to snack on the fatted church.
    But from Rome, herself across the Tiber
    Remaining still, is the problem of fibre.

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  4. klewso
    February 6, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    Mike – I saw a pear, a pink lady was squeezing them.
    After that he couldn’t pea for a week – bean there, done that?

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  5. Andrew L
    February 6, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    Fear the death-scream of the peach…

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  6. Firstdog
    February 6, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    you are funny mike

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  7. Andybob
    February 6, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    Mmmmm……behooves

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  8. DF
    February 6, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    Holden Back – It’s OK, they weren’t brown or Asian rices.

    Mike Jones – Blood plums are available at my local Coles (Manuka Circle, Canberra). However the fruit and (formerly) veggies shop in the same centre has not stocked veggies since before Xmas. The proprietor told me he cannot buy produce from the wholesale market in Sydney as cheaply as Coles is retailing it. I blame the guvm’t for its liberal laissez-faire market policies, not protecting small business against rapacious capitalist behemoths. Since the supermarket in question is the closest one to Tony Abbott’s Parlt House office and he’s back in Canberra this week, I expect to see him in his hi-vis jacket on the evening news showing us his opinion of the guvm’t’s failure with the aid of the rough end of a pineapple.

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  9. drmick
    February 7, 2012 at 8:33 am

    It aint nececelery sow, the thinks that you’re labile, to read in the Babel, aint nececelery sew.

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  10. klewso
    February 7, 2012 at 8:43 am

    It’s possible fruit have arms – after all, “fruit bats”?

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