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First Dog On The Moon

My dog has no whistle. How does he smell? Terrible!

First Dog On The Moon

Jan 10, 2012

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rhwombat
rhwombat
10 years ago

Teresa Gambaro smells a lot like Pauline….

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paddy
paddy
10 years ago

FD….Merchandise alert!!
I can’t wait to buy that new bottle of Lynx, clad in its FD marketing magic label.
Eric Beecher will be rich beyond his wildest dreams and there’ll be tits hanging out from Williams st, all the way to Brissie.
Teresa…Take a bow.

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Holden Back
Holden Back
10 years ago

Limburger or Port Salut would be a better depiction, and her surname is tantalisingly close to meaning ‘prawn’.

Apparently it was all about short-term 457 visa holders. So the take home message is “When here under sufferance to do unpleasant jobs cheaply for ‘Australian’ multi-nationals, do try and fit in.”

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Campbell Moody
Campbell Moody
10 years ago

Up until the Brie explanation at the bottom, I’d assumed the lecture was being delivered by a urinal cake.
Thanks for clarifying that.

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zut alors
zut alors
10 years ago

Holden,

Not sure if you are aware of this but the Gambaro family own Brisbane’s best known seafood restaurant – hence the prawn reference fits.

Please can the ’12 items or less’ signs be written in English so thick ridgy-didge Aussies can understand the concept, too?

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