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Etsy?
Ibises were reknown in Ancient Egypt for being able to give themselves enemas. So tailing them might be a messier job than you’d think.
Let’s also monitor people who use Call Waiting, it’s inhumane.
I noticed that Mr Onthemoon didn’t feature on the New Year Honours List. This is an appalling oversight and to whom do we complain?
Great to be back here, Dogonauts.
I am in three of those categories. But I guess you already knew that.
HB: Etsy is home made crap that people force their kids to model and sell on the internet. There is a good tumblr you can find if you type ‘sad etsy kids’ somewhere.
Welcome back Mr First Dog.
Dudeydog, it great to be having you back Mr Pupola. Tha was a hoodge gap in mirthful comicalaciousness.
I am so haap. I donut knoow where to star. But I know where to fin. All black-headed ibises must be destroyed because of evil thoughts. Or be sent to bird grooming camp. They are so Meinkampfed, aren’t they ? Yes, they are ! Ibis abuse. Quincidence ?
It’s not just their evil thoughts. If you park your car under an ibis roosting tree while you go to the pictures, the resulting drenching of rotten fish-reeking guano covering your car will have you reaching for a shotgun. Good for a laff, but..