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First Dog On The Moon

Bats: Why can’t we marry them?

First Dog On The Moon

Dec 09, 2011

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SBH
SBH
10 years ago

Although we can’t yet marry, at least we can live together:
http://www.nwf.org/Get-Outside/Outdoor-Activities/Garden-for-Wildlife/Gardening-Tips/Build-a-Bat-House.aspx

Hermione SBH wants to marry an eight foot tall teddy bear. Why should I ruin her dreams (again)

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Venise Alstergren
Venise Alstergren
10 years ago

Does anyone wonder how bats poop? I do!

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Venise Alstergren
Venise Alstergren
10 years ago

Bah! I meant I know how they poop!

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michalex63
michalex63
10 years ago

Has anyone sent this to Janet, Andrew and Miranda yet?

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ernmalleyscat
ernmalleyscat
10 years ago

Yes it’s all fun and games until the bats start dripping their sexual fluids onto the horsies and then that’s when we really hit the slippery slope. Or something.

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