12 weeks of Crikey for $12

Join us
Crikey
Join us
  • Search
  • Sign in
  • Newsletters
  • Crikey Talks
  • Menu
  • News
  • Investigations
  • Analysis
  • Opinion
  • Politics
  • Media
  • Economy
  • Health
  • World
  • Environment
SearchSign In
  • Newsletters
  • Crikey Talks
  • News
  • Investigations
  • Analysis
  • Opinion
  • Politics
  • Media
  • Economy
  • Health
  • World
  • Environment

Join us on social

Newsletters

  • The Worm
  • Crikey Daily
  • Weekender
  • Side View
  • WebCam
  • Subscribe
  • Give the gift of independent journalism.
  • Tip off
  • About Crikey
  • Contact Crikey
  • Frequently Asked Questions
Scroll to top
Crikey
Back to Crikey
Crikey

Sign in

To connect a sign in method the email must match the one on your Crikey account.

Continue with Google
Continue with Facebook
Or use your email

Reset forgotten password or Send me an access token

Want some assistance?

Contact us on: support@crikey.com.au

Crikey

Get Access Code.

Enter your email address and Crikey will send a Verification Code
 
Enter the Verification Code sent to
to confirm your account.
The Verification Code will expire in 1 hour.
 

Want some assistance?

Contact us on: support@crikey.com.au or call the hotline: +61 (03) 8623 9900.
First Dog On The Moon

Wait here, there might be room down the back.

First Dog On The Moon

Nov 01, 2011

12

Share

Related articles

Electricity Bill Shock Gate Exposed!

First Dog On The Moon

First Dog On The Moon

Oct 15, 2012

27

It’s your Australia Network. Or is it?

First Dog On The Moon

First Dog On The Moon

Jul 06, 2011

47

Public Relations and You: The Unpleasant Truth

First Dog On The Moon

First Dog On The Moon

Jun 21, 2011

37

12 comments

Leave a comment

Subscribe
Sign in
Notify of
Please sign in to comment
12 Comments
Oldest
Newest Most voted
Inline feedbacks
View all comments
Innocent Until
Innocent Until
10 years ago

You had to ask a scientist to find out that it’s impossible to say who is 7 billionth? LOL.

0
rhwombat
rhwombat
10 years ago

Chortle, FD. However, re the Bungendore CWA Nude Scone-Off…surely it’s “get ’em OUT of the oven ladies!”

0
paddy
paddy
10 years ago

Dear FD, deeply upset to hear that the Bungendore CWA can only bake scones and not buns!!!
But I’m HUGELY relieved to know that the IPA are still a reliable source of land mines.

0
zut alors
zut alors
10 years ago

Am loving the Nude Scone-off idea, this will catch on, Firsty. As for “Punnet’, it’s a standout.

If I became a parent on this day of mass-overpopulation celebration, I’d name the sprog ‘Seven Billionth’ and that would make it legal/official and settle the matter neatly. Can’t argue with a birth certificate.

0
Venise Alstergren
Venise Alstergren
10 years ago

And I love the pup with a gay sweater.

0
Crikey
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Media
  • Culture
  • About Crikey
  • Careers
  • Contact us
Follow Crikey
  • Submission guidelines
  • Moderation guidelines
  • Frequently Asked Questions
  • Privacy policy
  • Privacy collection notice
  • Code of Conduct
  • Terms of use
  • Anonymous News Tip Line

Copyright © 2022 Crikey

  • Private Media
  • The Mandarin
  • SmartCompany
wpDiscuz

Share this article with
a friend

Just fill out the fields below and we'll send your friend a link to this article along with a message from you.

Your details

Your friend's details

Sending...