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But his mother is a werewolf?? Explains everything….
what hand would a cat use to talk on the phone? it makes sense to use the left, as apparently cats do have a left hand bias, but i would have thought that jasper was much more than your average cat…
Is he smart enough to know when he is being insulted or does he hire a team of parasites to let him know? Silly me. He could just ask the other parasites he sits with.
Never mind the $12,000 FD.
Just send the fecker a complimentary FDOTM calendar.
P.S.
And tell him he’s lucky that Jasper isn’t staging a occupywankfest in his office. 😎
Dear Jasper,
You are one very cool cat. Don’t you dare pay $12,000 into the coffers of the Victorian Liberal Party. Ted Baillieu ain’t all that bright; the real deus et machina is the Victorian National Party’s Peter Ryan. Read the list of Baillieu’s under-achievements since being in office. Nearly all of them are to benefit the dreaded Nashos. Grrrrr!