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First Dog On The Moon
Oct 14, 2011
God bless the Queen of Australia. Lookin forward to having a snagger with her when she pops in for a barbie after CHOGM!
When I was just a lad not one. Was took down to see the Queen by Mum I was barely off the teat, you see But ready for her Majesty To come and beam her face so kind And sweetly kiss my bare behind.
Not much has changed through all these years Except my bum has far more hairs.
And hardened too – as you’d expect Like coins of the realm that you collect
And wonder this, if you but can If HM will bring forth her old man I’ll go and see them one more time And kiss their arses if they’ll kiss mine.
Words cannot describe how much I love this cartoon.
And now in 2011, as Guy Rundle reports elsewhere in Crikey, the modern day version of our people’s poet, Nick Cave has had an audience with Her Maj. The perfect chance to croon his lyrics from ‘Deep in the Woods’ that reflect the change in regard. ‘yeah I recognize that girl she stumbled in some time last loneliness but I could not stand to touch her now my one and onlyness’
Well done FD and excellent work as usual MJ I hear they are flying in instead of using the yacht, so that we wont intervene,process them offshore, and piss them off back to where they came from.
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