FIRST DOG ON THE MOON

Oct 3, 2011

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29 thoughts on “Buy your Andrew Bolt Greeting Cards for Freedom now!

  1. FSN

    Ahahahaha. I’d buy these. It says something about my friendship groups that I have someone in mind for all of them. Even ‘rogering a gerbil’.

  2. paddy

    Thank goodness you’re back from hols FD.
    Any longer away from your screen, and I was thinking we’d to send you a get well card. 😀

    P.S. Perhaps the Eric Beecher superannuation fund might even benefit from some of today’s offerings as real cards?

  3. ernmalleyscat

    Reading between the lines of ex-PM Rudd’s apology.

    “We apologise for the hurt, the pain and suffering that we, the parliament, have caused you by the laws that previous parliaments have enacted.

    We apologise for the indignity, the degradation and the humiliation these laws embodied.”

    I am truly sorry that Bolt has a column, a blog, a radio show and a TV show.

  4. Bellistner

    #2 and #4 seem most appropriate.

  5. Bellistner

    #2 and #5, rather.

  6. zut alors

    Welcome back, Firsty. You, the IPA and Blot are just brimming with noble causes.

    My favourite: the red roses and the line about being sorry about not being sorry.

  7. drmick

    Keep kicking, Firsty.
    He stopped dog whistling and went directly to drawing pictures using real people.
    I want to see a dog kicking a “man” for a change.

  8. rubiginosa

    I’m sorry that when they came for Miranda and her gerbils, I said nothing.

  9. klewso

    “Sorry, I got Caught Out”?

  10. Crispy

    Well I like #8. The black kitten and the ranga kitten are friends. And it’s all because of Mr Bolt’s ceaseless efforts as a journalist and blogger to highlight our shared humanity and goals. We should all be very grateful.

    On another matter, but speaking of rangas, has anyone seen a pic of Julia’s new cavoodle puppy? I mean, it’s been DAYS.

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