Aug 25, 2011

The Power Index: meet #2 on the list — Christopher Pyne

Christopher Pyne is attack dog, enforcer, messenger, organiser, whipper-in and tireless spruiker for the Opposition cause. And if Abbott becomes prime minister he will be amply rewarded.

Paul Barry

Journalist, author and Media Watch host

“Poodle”, ”mincing” and ”loathed” are just some of the epithets used to describe Christopher Pyne, but ”annoying”, ”schoolboy” and ”juvenile” are the ones you’ll most often hear.

Which may make it hard to believe that, now Nick Minchin has retired from parliament, the bumptious boy from Adelaide is the Liberals’ leading power broker, now.

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14 thoughts on “The Power Index: meet #2 on the list — Christopher Pyne

  1. Filth Dimension

    Christopher Pyne is the hair (from down there) on the bar of soap that is our Federal Parliament. And Federal Parliament is a filthy place.

  2. leone

    One more reason to pray that Rabbott never becomes Prime Minister.

  3. david

    After reading that I dont know if I should throw up or get pis-ed, or both, not in any order.

  4. Mark OTB

    With the exception of a few, there is a basic common feature with all politicians on all sides of politics. The self promotion and self aggrandizement to the point of political blasphemy is a vexation to the spirit of the honest everyday folk in the street and something they avoid like the plague. This man is no different.

  5. Coco

    “John Howard and Minchin couldn’t abide him” – one of the few times I’ve been 100% in agreement with both 🙂

  6. zut alors

    Whenever Pyne springs from his seat to stand at the despatch box, his face wearing that smug but earnest expression, I am always reminded of a boy who is overly eager to be admired as the teacher’s pet.

  7. samesame

    ewww, he makes my skin crawl…..is he the son or the skinny twin of alexander downer? They have the same hair!

  8. AR

    The Vertical Chihauhau is the epitome of the abuse of the Westminster system of parliamentary behaviour.
    His constant ‘points of order’ are banally focused on “not addressing the question”, always ruled to be invalid. Is he the most often ‘excused from the House under 94A”? As again today.
    One wonders how he sleeps at night. Or ever.

  9. Stevo the Working Twistie

    “He has personality, he’s likeable…” says “another Liberal powerbroker”. Clearly awesome judges of character, these powerbrokers. BTW, lay off the poodles. They are smart, companionable dogs. In fact, lay off the dog analogies full stop. I know a yappy shitzu-cross which has more personality, and is way more likeable, than Pyne.

  10. Moira Smith

    Chris Pyne gets my goat in a BIG way. Some years ago I wrote to ABC Lateline to object about the loathsome pairing of him and the then-relatively-minor Mark Latham (must have been years ago eh?) for so many Friday night discussion/argument features. I found them both so ….. ‘un’ …. Response from ABC, as I recall, was along the lines of ‘sorry you feel this way, this is on of our most popular features’ ?!?!?!?!

    However democracy rules KO. Latham became PM, Pyne is still an MP. Remember that some electorate (I’m glad I don’t know which) actually voted him in. (That’s democracy innit?)

    One more reason (if Abbott, Brandis etc weren’t enough) to vote for ANY party but Liberal – or Labor. Well, IMHO. We all have a vote and can use it as we choose.

    PS David, usual order of events, get pis-ed first then throw up. Whatever is bothering you. Doesn’t actually work to fix things, alas, as I can relate. Always worth a shot tho.

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