New news from Fairfax. An email that was sent to all Age staff this morning from Jack Mathhews, CEO of Metro Media:

From: The Age – Staff Notices
Sent: Wednesday, 25 May 2011 12:28 PM
To: All Age – All Staff
Subject: EBA negotiations update – Message from Jack Matthews, CEO Metro Media

Colleagues

I would like to update you all on our EBA negotiations with the MEAA which commenced last week.

Yesterday Fairfax presented a comprehensive proposal to the MEAA and House Committee representatives. I have attached a broad outline of key strategic drivers which underpin our proposal as well as an overview of the proposal itself.

Our proposal incorporates a wage proposal, a willingness to negotiate coverage and a commitment to training and consultation. Other areas of the EBA would remain the same as the current EBA which has been in place for the past three years.

The meeting yesterday was productive, and I am hopeful that we will be able to progress these discussions at a reasonable pace. The company has authorised a union report back meeting today from 4 to 4.30pm. I will keep you apprised as bargaining proceeds.

Jack Matthews
CEO Metro Media
Fairfax Media

Attached was a three-page document outlining “Key Strategic Drivers”, with subheadings Meritocracy, Flexibility, Reallocating resources and Reducing overall cost base. The most interesting “Strategic Drivers” cover money issues, including:

  • In general, where extra resources are put in one area, they will be removed from another. This is a zero-sum situation. The company can no longer simply add costs.
  • The company is seriously challenged by structural changes to its traditional businesses, in spite of the opportunities that exist in the digital environment.
  • Given these structural challenges and very high fixed costs and overheads, the company is unable to offer across the board automatic salary increases or salaries simply aligned to external factors, inflation etc.
  • Our offer is tied to the reality of our ability to pay and to our strategy to find a sustainable model for the mastheads.

Read the full document here.

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