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First Dog On The Moon
Mar 30, 2011
Mmm, flying mayonnaise.
Truly, a friend of mine was ina line behind some passengers to the Gold Coast at check-in who were found to be over on cabin baggage allowance. The redistribution consisted of putting not one, but two 5kg jars of mayonnaise into their checked luggage. Can anyone explain that? I assume you can all guess the airline.
que? think I need to find some lunch and quickly before tackling this further – can’t get past crisp and delicious bacony…..curse you (gently) FDOTM
C’mon Holden, they were going on holiday! a week in a lux Gold Coast pad, sun, surf, mayo, some rubber sheets. You know the rest.
Do you want fries with that?
The people who’d buy the Jackburger are the same people who’d be outraged if someone offered them Hemlock, or a Hashburger. The women would invoke their children, and how dare you insult them by offering them drugs. But, hey, it’s quite OK to kill them with kilojoules.
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