Crikey caption competition. Come on Crikey readers. Tell us what James Packer and Ron Walker were laughing about as they boogied it up at the Australian Grand Prix this weekend. Big Ron told the Herald Sun that young Mr P was thrilled because he had just made "a donation" to Japan. But surely you can do better than that? (Mind you, James dancing a jig after giving his money away would be a story.)

Unlike his father Kerry -- who was a "Great Australian" and "very caring individual" according to Ron -- James has a poor record in the philanthropy stakes. Indeed, his old buddy Daniel Petre -- ex-head of Microsoft Australia -- has long tried to bully him into setting up a charitable foundation, as American billionaires often do. Perhaps the time has come for Mr Petre to give Mr P another call? Or perhaps Crikey readers have a better explanation for Ron and James’s song and dance. Best caption or speech bubble (leave your response in comments) wins. Email your responses. -- Paul Barry Slipping past the moderators. A story on the Herald Sun about Australian soldiers and their offensive Facebook updates currently has 481 comments and counting. Luckily the delightful comment by "ex army WAG of darwin" has finally been deleted by moderators...