What the? Today’s NT News front page caught my eye…

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Smoking hot cyclops martians? In the top end?

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Here is the opening few paragraphs of the Page 3 story. Make of it as you will…

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Tiger watch #1. Ok, we know the great golfer and legendary pantsman is in Oz but … Gold Coast Bulletin don’t tell me you just did this…

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Mixed signals. With one hand (at the top of page 5), yesterday’s Geelong Advertiser tells its male readers they are fat:

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And on the other hand (on the exact spot on page 9, four pages later) — it offers this:

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