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Not sure which is the best: “little bundles of god’s feathery tears” is pretty darn good, but does it beat the sucking of electricity needs from elderly bodies, or the horror of compulsory socialist atheist homosexual pineapple in otherwise godfearing pizzas?
On balance I think the last is the most horrifying: secret death squads of latte socialists dressed in snobby designer clothes mincing around putting bits of Taliban-grown pineapple on a decent Australian pizza, and smirking and reciting poems POEMS and laughing at Janet Albrechtsen cartoons while they do it.
Frame 2 poses a problem: we like Conroy when he slags off at the australian, and when he is peddling the NBN but not with the internet filter. Perhaps we could ask that Bob Katter be made minister for the NBN.
I love the strayn headline – but seriously, First Dog – you shouldn’t go giving the conspiracy theorists ideas.
and without the NBN we’ll have to watch endless re-runs of the Happy Days episode when The Fonz jumped the shark or The Brady Bunch episode when Marsha’s nose got broken.
All I ask of the NBN is that it requires its service providers to have real people to answer the phone to solve problems rather than endless phone menus that don’t lead anywhere.
FD: Shouldn’t the kiddie widdies be wearing dark shades and earplugs, in case an errant bit of adult viewing is left after Conroy’s razor gang have deleted Bill Henson’s works, and any other artist that fails to depict his/her subject matter clad in Gobi Galoshes and Military Greatcoats?
Frame three: A sort of vaccumn (sic) cable. Mmmm 😈 😀 😉 🙂
‘little bundles of God’s feathery tears’
so evocative, so … I’m just overcome…