Sep 15, 2010

Abbott line-up follows Gillard — with a twist

Tony Abbott's reshuffle is a lot like Julia Gillard's. However, there are two shadow ministers with questions to answer over conflict of interest issues.

Bernard Keane — Politics editor

Bernard Keane

Politics editor

For what was already a fairly right-wing shadow ministry, Tony Abbott shifted it a couple of paces further to the right yesterday, and entrenched two remarkable conflicts of interest that have gone under the radar in the past nine months.

The clearest winners are a clutch of hard Right up-and-comers such as Mathias Cormann, who comes into the ministry, and Michaelia Cash, elevated to a Parliamentary Secretaryship. The vapid burqa-banner Cory Bernardi continues as Abbott’s own Parliamentary Secretary. And far from euthanasing the career of Bronwyn Bishop, Abbott has promoted her by giving her Special Minister of State.

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32 thoughts on “Abbott line-up follows Gillard — with a twist

  1. sickofitall

    Are we really surprised at this? Of course Kevin Andrews and Barnaby Joyce have ethical issues: they wouldn’t know any better.

    Just because you did better than expected, you can’t expect that people thought you were doing what they approved of.

    I think this is the first time in the Federation that both the Opposition and the Government are giving each other free kicks.

  2. shepherdmarilyn

    Bringing back the stupid old woman of kero baths fame is deluded. But more interesting I just heard that there has been a complaint finally about Abetz’s dual citizenship.

  3. 1gmd

    And the losers on both the Government benches and the Opposition are – women – not one additional place given in the Ministry or shadow ministry, fantastic leadership Julia and Tony

  4. tumbrelpusher

    Bernard, the tone of this piece leaves me really wondering if Abbott was elected PM after all. You make it seem as though the ghosts of economic rationalism that you name above, will actually have some influence over the operations of their allocated naysaying portfolios. They don’t. They won’t.

    I can’t wait to see the footage of Heffernan, Joyce, Crook and others, too many to mention, chesting each other at Fibs functions saying”you wanna step outside, c–t? (and I’m sure that Ironbar will be in there somewhere) with Bronnie and Jools Bitchedup screaming from the side “Smash ‘im, break ‘is effing nose”.

    That’s how I filter the fixed(manic)-smile footage of the coalition partyroom when it appears on my tv anyway.

    Enough of my rant against the minions of Mammon. They have as much power now, as they have ethics or substance….

  5. zut alors

    Reading the lineup of the new Abbott shadow cabinet was akin to watching a creepy black and white film classic. That’s a scary cast list.

  6. Tomboy

    If only the “Left” of the Liberal party would have the guts to leave the current arrangement: or is is just a joke that there is such a thing? Are Turnbull and his cohort (the Liberal “moderates”) really ones representing integrity, or just a bunch of opportunists hoping to get a consolation prize if the LNP forms government? Sorry Malcolm T. : you’re starting to look more and more like Neville Chamberlain…supporting Moseley.

  7. David Allen

    Graham Bradley: President, Business Council of Australia, in his National Press Club address of today seems to be signalling to Abbott that he’ll have to drop his ‘Demolition Man’ persona if he expects support from the BCA.

    One wonders just what the coalition believes its constituency is?

  8. klewso

    Why aren’t we reading about these obvious conflicts of interest (though “Cousin Jethro” has been reported as saying he thought his “Cubby House” was a present from Santa) in “The Oz” or hearing of them from their echo chamber “Satellateline” – imagine Labor doing ditto?

  9. David Allen

    Ah, so that’s the constituency! Final item in Tips & Rumours today:

    “And from the grassy knoll… Climate change is a hoax, you Zionist facists … ”

    Wonder what this ‘contributor’ to the national debate thinks of Malcolm?

  10. Michael R James

    Hey, this is great. Almost perfect! I want more and more Barnaby, and Truss and Abetz, and the two Bishops. And Joe H. If this lot and their shrieking of No does not backfire and quickly, even with News Ltd help, I would be surprised. After all it did not work in the election and it didn’t work for any of the independents (including Katter and Crook). Abbott’s position as preferred PM remains as dismal as ever (34% v 50% for the actual PM, but look for her % to improve a lot in the coming weeks/months–notwithstanding the rather inept naming of ministries).

    Abbott has attempted to snooker Turnbull by giving him an issue on which the Coalition comprehensively lost (except to the innumerate, the illiterate and those asleep, ie. the rusted on core of the LNP) and which, as painfully slow as it is, the government will begin to show real progress (even if most of us have given up on Conroy managing to clearly define it or sell it). It might work as one can see Malcolm straining to be convincing on the weak Coalition stance and continue criticizing what he would probably support if, say, an independent.

    If this Coalition strategy of deliberate induction of chaos works, then frankly Julia Gillard and co. do not deserve government. But Gillard has shown during the election fracas that she is made of cold blue steel, acier inox to Abbott’s rusty pig iron. In a sword fight it is clear who will win, and didn’t Abbott come in second last on that triathalon? Despite myths to the contrary he is not made for the long haul, only the quick frantic jab and thrust. And, to take metaphors too far, remember that one of the strategies of a red fox when chasing a rabbit is not necessarily to outrun it but to outlast it. Mr Rabbit and his team already look past their sellby date.

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