New South Wales

Sep 3, 2010

NSW Parliament’s flawed porn hunt

NSW Christian Democrat leader Fred Nile says he didn’t access pornography from his parliamentary computer. There was an audit, yes. A flawed audit. Of a flawed internet usage policy.

Stilgherrian — Technology writer and broadcaster


Technology writer and broadcaster

NSW Christian Democrat leader Fred Nile says he didn’t access pornography from his parliamentary computer. Maybe he’s right. There was an audit, yes. A flawed audit. Of a flawed internet usage policy.

According to the presiding officers, Legislative Council president Amanda Fazio MLC and Legislative Assembly speaker Richard Torbay MP, a preliminary audit report on 1 July listed “potentially inappropriate” websites that had been accessed through the parliamentary network. This report did not identify specific users.

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23 thoughts on “NSW Parliament’s flawed porn hunt

  1. Socratease

    Crikey understands that Parliament’s presiding officers are working on another statement, to be released “as soon as practicable”.

    Meaning as soon as they can spin their way out of it, LOL!

    I love the bit about the filter being optional for Members.

  2. jorge

    Either way Rev. Nile said his staffers (not himself, mind you) were doing research that involved viewing adult content.

    Makes you wonder what other kind of “research” goes on in his office…

  3. monkeywrench

    Jorge @3:19
    Rev. Fred needs to know what people actually do to each other, as no-one ever told him at Sunday School.

  4. Socratease

    LOL at the image of Fred Vile and his brethren accessing 200,000 porn sites and tut-tutting at each one.

  5. SBH

    Well sure I know that the audit doesn’t actually prove Fred Nile is secretly salivating over hungarian hotties but where’s the fun in that

    More seriously, Parliament is a workplace and as an employer has an obligation to provide a workplace free from harrassment. Reasonable internet use policies promote this worthwhile goal.

  6. Syd Walker

    This is a story that gives and gives.

    Well done for introducing the privacy issue. Amazingly, I think it’s the first time I’ve noticed the angle mentioned in any of the reports so far . That says something about the culture we’ve created for ourselves.

    The comment by Professor Roger Clark sums it up for me really: “What on earth are we doing filtering things like that, especially in a parliament?”

    Mainstream politicians, who’ve for so long pandered to moral panics over the internet and pornography, are now getting a taste of the same kind of repressive medicine they’ve been all too willing to prescribe for the rest of us. I hope they learn the right lessons.

    Meanwhile, one of the nation’s leading protagonists behind successive moral panics over these topics, confronted with evidence that his own office computer has raunchier weblogs than most (in what appears to be a highly-sexed Parliament!), claims his office accesses pornography only for ‘research’ purposes!!!

    Is that ‘defense’ available to others Reverend Nile – or just to you and your employees?

    To put his good character beyond doubt, Fred Nile could publish his weblogs. Detailed analysis might establish whether the viewer was enjoying the experience or not. Challenged to do so, he’d doubtless use the Conroyesque argument that he can’t, because it would encourage others to view wicked internet destinations.

    That’s where Conroy’s great innovation – the ‘retired judge’ – comes into its own. How about a retired judge analysing Fred Nile’s weblogs to assess the veracity of his ‘research’ claim?

    I wonder… would former High Court Justice Michael Kirby like the job?

    Kirby could also be tasked to carry out spot-checks on the weblogs of parliamentarians whose erratic behaviour arouses suspicion. He might well want to check out Bill Heffernan’s weblogs, for example. And Stephen Conroy’s?

    Justice Kirby could report regularly, in general terms, on the more novel parliamentary weblogs. He tells a great yarn and his reports to the nation would be very entertaining.

    Above all, he help answer the mystery so crucial to the nation’s future: when politicians view pornography, is it really the devil’s work or a virtuous act of self-sacrifice?

  7. Acidic Muse

    Does anyone actually care if Fred Nile is occasionally whacking off over dwarf porn aside from his own supporters and obsessive God botherers like David Clarke?

    Syd, we seem to be totally as one on the privacy issue. I fear that if we dont put these wowsers on a leash soon (something many of them would no doubt enjoy immensely), personal privacy will become something future generations will only learn in history lessons

    I much prefer my local member was spending 5 minutes punishing his private member whilst surfing the Internut, than having him take the entire afternoon off for a rub and tug on his expense account

  8. John

    @Syd Walker
    “He might well want to check out Bill Heffernan’s weblogs.”

    Bill doesn’t use a computer at all.
    Even his emails are printed by his staff and given to him to read.

  9. Juffy

    Acidic Muse – of course we don’t care what Nile’s kink is. But he, and the rest of the Christian lobby, are all for compulsory internet filtering to stop us whacking off to OUR kinks in the privacy of our homes (never mind our workplaces). From the CDP’s website:

    “CDP affirms that mandatory filtering at Internet service provider level should be introduced to exclude all material which would be classified X or refused classification.”

    That’s right, even the legal stuff should be banned. Unless you’re doing parliamentary research, of course.

  10. Stilgherrian

    “Does anyone actually care if Fred Nile is occasionally whacking off over dwarf porn?”

    It’s comments like that what make writing for Crikey worthwhile. Probably. Also, I’ve had complaints about that mental image.

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