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First Dog On The Moon
Sep 03, 2010
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How depressing. If only we could export ignorant rednecks instead.
a) The parents
b) The teachers
d) The Media
e) John Howard
f) Gnomes in Geneve
h) All of the above
Ignorant rednecks? A tautology, Jenny.
What makes a redneck’s red neck red ?
Is it pure stupidity ? With a dash of pig ignorance perchance ?
Or a lack of heart instead ?
I might be broke from playing the machine of poke.
I might spend my kids’ food money on smokes and dope,
or booze or ponies with no race day hope.
The problem that I choose to see is never something close to me;
It’s always serious I know, and good of me to take on so
Many problems, global scale.
And comment sagely without fail.
And share my thoughts with Alan and John
Be taken for a goose
And never catch on.
So we’ll shut the door, eh – so none can see
That these wogs and reffos are better than me.
It was only the other day, as I was listening to Judy on the wireless,
that I immediately thought of you and wondered….
What would FD say about this?
So now I know……
It’s good not to feel quite so alone.
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