With Hey Hey … it’s Saturday and Hey Dad! back in the headlines, crap Aussie TV shows have been the talk of the Crikey office this week.

We’d like to think that these were the worst blemishes on our country’s televisual history — but sadly, we know they’re not.

Remember Arcade? Breakers?

The Bob Morrison Show?


To celebrate the launch of White Noise and Australia’s hilarious track record of truly terrible TV, we want you to unearth some of those long-repressed memories and nominate the worst Aussie TV shows of all time.

We have three DVD packs of good TV shows — including State of Play and Top Gear — to give away.

Do you worst in the comments below.

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