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We actually have two interpretive dance bandicoots. For balance.
Interpretive dance bandicoot!? I love it, Vladimir!
I love the dance moves of the interpretive dance bandicoot.
Oh how I wish there really was an SBS Trilobite and an ABC interpretive dance bandicoot. And especially a badger hologram.
So what do the judges think …
Jason: Well, Bandi, I absolutely luuuuuved your enchufla at the start, and the gancho slide into the rond when the krumping kicked in was good, considering how little time you had to prepare, but I feel you’ve let yourself down with the flaccid Tony Abbott’s penis finale.
Matt: Big ups from me Bandicoot. I think you nailed it. I really felt your passion for hospital funding.
Bonny: I’d just like to see you cry.
And it’s sooo brilliant to have the likes of First Dog doing chori for us.