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Jan 29, 2010

Has Australia really banned small breasts?

The internet is buzzing with outrage over claims the Australian Government has banned the depiction of naked A-cup breasts in films in case it encourages pedophilia. Never let the truth get in the way of a good trending Twitter topic.

The internet has its “outraged” face on over news that the Australian Classification Board plans to refuse classification to films depicting A-cup breasts in case it encourages pedophilia.

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  1. gerard

    What about if one watches while squinting or through a bottle top?. Put vaseline on spectacles, or,or eh, just with one eye and under a waning moon?. Would that be OK?

    It’s all so difficult and yet; we live in hope!

    http://oosterman.wordpress.com/

  2. Venise Alstergren

    ELAN:

    PCism is the great blot-imposed by those who get their jollys in telling others what to do-of modern times. I don’t give a rats what you prefer to call it.

    Surely you have run through your little black book of insults by now. Run along darling and if you are flying somewhere, go and play outside.

  3. Elan

    Yoo hoo Venal? Hallooooooo?

    I didn’t ask what it was (I do know..). I lamented its use as a fallback. Knock! knock!? Are you there Venal??

    Ha!! More clichés! ‘Little black book of insults’. ‘Run along darling’.

    ….and if I were flying somewhere… go outside and play??

    Flying somewhere??, or going outside to play??…or OR…, flying somewhere outside to play??

    Whaaaaaaat?

    I’m still puzzling over the hu-p thing.

    Fair go Venal, you really are lousy at this.

  4. SBH

    Well not wishing to reopen old wounds Venise but your memory is fading. Not surpising at your age. Check back to your posts of last year when you laid about with the shillelagh and in the process gifted me with an “ample bosom”.

  5. Venise Alstergren

    BTW SBH and ELAN. Please could you tell the rest of you leather loving friends. They are giving hypocrisy a whole new dimension. Hundreds of words slamming me while informing their limited audience it is a sin to resort to ad hominem remarks.

  6. SBH

    ” ask and you shall receive”…….. I wonder who said that?

  7. Elan

    We’ve been told to can it.

    OK by me; I’ve got the bloody flu!!

    See youse.

    (Let it go Venal, because if you don’t, I’ll be back/I shall return…..((Good ole Termy and Macca)),….and at the mo’ my main focus is sneezing, coughing, and feeling damn sorry for myself ).

    ……………….when I was ‘in the prime’ as it were,…I had a leather outfit………….God! it was fun!!!!

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