Chances are you've never heard of ACTA. It's not something that's likely to come up in polite conversation; it has never been mentioned on Crikey. Indeed, I'd suggest the only chance you're ACTA-aware is if you have a close personal involvement with  somebody who spends a lot of time playing with their PC late at night. (Yes, that's a polite way of saying you'd probably need to be shagging a geek.)

I know this to be true because I'm at what's undoubtedly the geekiest place in the Southern Hemisphere right now: linux.conf.au 2010, the annual gathering of Australian Linux enthusiasts. With commendable broad-mindedness, this year's event is actually taking place in Wellington. Yes, in New Zealand. You've probably heard of it.