Join us to celebrate the forthcoming end of the world and Baby Jesus’ birthday all at the same time with the Crikey First Dog On The Moon Advent Calendar! Huzzah!
Every day until we get sick of doing it you can relive the magic of your lonely abusive childhood by coming to this cynical simulacra of something you once cared about. Share the love with First Dog as I scour the internet for the most adorable christmassy twaddle available and bung it behind a new door every day.
Hilarious and filled with seasonal joy all at the same time.
It’s like waking up wearing an elf costume in a pool of Christmas cheer when the last thing you remember was drinking tequila with a reindeer. Or something. Joy to the world.