That scream you heard over the weekend was from UK motoring journalist Jeremy Clarkson as he straddled the conflict of interest barbed wire fence in the debate over making people pay for using internet news websites. In a typical Clarkson rant in The Times, he nodded to one employer, News Corp’s News International and its Times and Sun newspapers, and then to the other, the BBC, and Top Gear, all which made Clarkson what he is, a media star with an ego bigger than a Roller.
Clarkson was to accommodate the conflicting objectives of one owner, Rupert Murdoch (make them pay) and the other, the BBC (it will be free). And how did he solve this Gordian knot of conflicting interests? Not by chopping it in half, but by blaming the internet:
”I’ve decided that the biggest issue in all of this is the internet. It’s a monster. An invisible machine over which mankind has absolutely no control. We can’t even turn it off.”
“Companies can build in as many electronic safeguards as they like but the fact is this: somewhere out there in cyberland there is a geek who can pick his way through the electronic locks and steal the booty.
“The debate, then, is not whether the BBC should be allowed to peddle its warnings of global doom on the internet. It’s how you control a monster that seemingly cannot be controlled at all.”
So rather than blame either of his employers, he’s in effect blaming the messenger (or the medium, if you think about it). How juvenile. The man is horribly conflicted. On the comments section under the story, a Times reader summed up Clarkson’s effort in a way that can’t be topped. “Gezza – nothing wrong is playing both sides. Bankers do this all the time & they get bonuses.” — Glenn Dyer
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Tiger goes public on “a private matter”. In a statement posted on his Web site Sunday, Tiger Woods accepted responsibility for what he deemed an “embarrassing” car accident just outside of his driveway at 2:25am. Friday. He said his wife acted “courageously” to help him, but declined to provide further details, calling the incident a “private matter.” — The Washington Post
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