Shield your eyes, block your ears, make sure the children are safe. John Safran (duhm duhm duhm) is back on television with a show called Race Relations and he is sure to strike fear into the hearts of all good law-abiding 'Strayians.

Nothing like a bit of good old-fashioned media shit storm to whip up some controversy and for weeks before it even screened,  media outlets were jumping aboard the potentially scandalous new Safran show. Blackface! A crucifixion! Masturbation!

Typical conservative groups wheeled out their classic lines: