The Obamas’ basketball-playing, organic home-grown food-eating ways just don’t sit well with the “core American values” of being out of shape and unhappy. The Onion‘s team of crack panelists have some ideas on how they can be brought back down to Earth.


Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans

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