Going to a business roundtable meeting is boring. Going to New Zealand is boring. Put them together and you've got Tom Switzer's diary in the Oz Spectator, a snooze-fest of Ripping Yarns proportions.

"Previous Australian guests to the annual symposium of 30-odd young local business leaders include Andrew Bolt, Arthur Sinodinos, Janet Albrechtsen and John Roskam, and I am thrilled to be invited to address this two-day event..."