Big news in Melbourne today: Mayor Robert Doyle has spent $240,000 on a new logo for the city.

This raises some pretty serious questions; namely: Melbourne had an old logo?

Apparently so, and it looked like this:

old-melbourne-logo

And here’s the new one:

new-melbourne-logo

It kind of looks like something from a cheap Cotton On shirt, but in terms of Melbourne PR wankery, it’s got nothing on those insipid ball-of-string ads. Speaking of which, here is the obligatory video clip they’ve made to spruik the new look:

Reactions have been mixed. Currently, 67% of Age readers and 80% of Hun readers have given it the thumbs down.

US design blog Brand New stumbled across the story and give their outsiders’ perspective:

There is something very appealing and avant garde about this logo and it walks a fine line between trendy-and-useless and progressive-and-defining, but I think it definitely swings to the latter … this identity has impact and adaptability beyond the logo and looks remarkably vibrant, dynamic and multi faceted, which is how I imagine the City of Melbourne to be.

Their commenters largely agree, though we did snigger at this scathing review:

It references the angles of a frankly embarrassing building near the central, 19th-century train station, an attempt to make a modern statement in a downtown which is characterized by a Gold Rush-era plethora of neoclassical buildings which are among the best of their kind in the world.

At Kodoz Design’s blog, Melbourne graphic designer Marc Katsambis says it’s growing on him:

At first glance, I was a little unsure if I liked it, as it does come across as ‘over-futurized’ and potentially, trying too hard to look like something from the year 3000. Not too mention the miniature rave dance party that’s going off in the top left corner.

However, after studying the logo for more than a nano second, I think the new logo has been well executed with a great style system/colour palette that would roll out nicely on Melbourne City’s streets.

And a terrible Google Translator version of this German design blog’s thoughts reveals this garbled European perspective:

A modern, contemporary logo that boldly and aggressively for a world metropolis, and really do not need to hide, what perhaps some cities have tried so far, has Melbourne with this new gig definitely done.

But just as a point of interest and comparison, here are how other cities in Australia have branded themselves:

city_of_sydney_logo_colour

Sydney. Hard to hate this, unless you’re one of those anti-Helvetica nuts — clean, modern and bonus points for not taking the easy option of a cheesy Opera-House-and-Harbour-Bridge motif.

brisbane_city_council

Brisbane. Well, it’s very… Queensland. Kind of looks like those faux-vintage tshirts with things like “Jamaican me crazy” written on them, which were sort of hip until Roger David started selling them.

adelaide

Adelaide. Wow, bland much? I’d insert the obligatory Adelaide-is-boring crack here, but actually, I really would have expected more from the home of the Adelaide Festival.

perth_city_logo

Perth. Really just the classic coat of arms here — not very cutting edge or much of a “logo” as such, but simple and classy.

city_of_darwin_logo

Darwin. Quite nice, actually — you don’t really want anything too avant garde from Darwin, and the dragon fly is cute.

hobart

Hobart. A bit drab, but the subtle boat and water shape is a nice touch.

What do you think? A quarter of a million well spent or just pointless indulgence?

Peter Fray

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