If you think Liz Hayes, Peter Harvey, Tara Brown et al. churn out some pretty dubious journalism on Australia’s 60 Minutes, check out this “report” by Andy Rooney on the US version.


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Raises such hard-hitting fruit-based questions as: what do you do with a papaya? Are mangoes more trouble than they’re worth? Have grapefruits gotten better? How the hell do they make seedless grapes — and if the grapes don’t have seeds in them, HOW DO THEY GROW MORE GRAPES?!? Andy Rooney is on the case…