The Daily Telegraph is responsible for publishing an email, later showed to be fraudulent, that has seriously compromised the career of opposition leader Malcolm Turnbull. The email was possessed and possibly created by a public servant by the name of Godwin Grech. So what does the Tele do? Apologise for running a false email? Analyse the scandal? Add to the serious ongoing commentary about UteGate?

No. They make fun of Grech’s garden.

Godwin Grech is no longer one of those faceless public servants.

The man who overnight became a political hot potato has two Facebook fan pages, is known for living in a house with a big and amusing palm tree in the front garden …

How proud you must be to have your bylines slapped on this tabloid trash, Janet Fife-Yeomans and Alison Rehn.