Elementary lessons for roving reporters:

  1. When reporting in the countryside, watch out for flies:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpddec[/youtube]
  2. When reporting on a bird infestation, try not to look up to the sky with your mouth open:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7CcGdp7HzA[/youtube]