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May 26, 2009

Clare’s take on…

The News:

Iraq: One set of sand wogs said to another set of sand wogs hey mate you stole my oil and the other said no I didn’t mate and they said yeah you did and then it was shock shock awe.

The 2008 US election: This thin Abo went up against this coffin dodger and it was all hope hope change.

Pandemics: This new wog takes over from this old wog and everyone gets totally sick.

The Monthly: This slick chick got the flick.

AIDS: Some Africans fucked some monkeys and now we’re all fully sick.

Sol Trujillo: Some bloke who screwed up our telecoms goes and tells everyone we’re racist, the chubby little sister-selling, donkey-screwing wetback.

The NRL scandal: (see official Cronulla Sharks press release)

The Classics:

Oedipus: This old wog says to this young wog hey mate your wife is your mother and he says no mate and he says yeah totes and then it’s pfflp pfflp arghhh*.

The Iliad: These Westie wogs went the hack on the Eastside Wogs cos the Eastside wogs stole the Westies town bike and this wog couldn’t find his way home cos all their houses look the same.

Aesop’s fable of the Dog With the Bone: This fat dog with this small bone sees this thin dog with this fat bone in the water and he drops his bone to get the one in the water and it’s something about chasing after illusions can I have my record deal now?


Corey Worthington: Thick prick gets chicks by tricking hicks.

Clare Werbeloff: This smart wog worked out where this dumb bogan lives so she changed her story about the chk chk boom.

Caroline “Clare’s a bogan, I’m a bogan” Overington’s 2007 election: Thick chick hits prick gets sick then, for a while, the flick.

Can you werbeloff? It’s easy!

Competition: A natty selection of First Dog on the Moon merchandise (trust us) for the best entry in each category! Send your entries to with ‘Werbeloff’ in the subject field. You can also tweet your entries using the hash tag #whatwouldclaresay.

There are two ways to werbeloff:

Classic werbeloff: Convey a current news story, literary or popular classic using the elements of polar opposites plus a racial epithet (e.g. fat/thin, tall/short, wog skip dago poofter etc) with a brief contrary exchange, followed by onomatopoeic gunfire or mimicry thereof.

Freestyle werbeloff: The same, using a limited palette of racial slurs, “sick” “chick” “totes” “mate” and a few other terms, in such a disdainful way that not even the desperate “politically incorrect” right would want to own it.

*Sound of eyeballs being stabbed.

Get up to date with the history at Crikey’s Clare the Bogan page.

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10 thoughts on “The world according to Clare “chk chk BOOM” Werbeloff

  1. Oz

    The funniest thing I’ve read in my life.

  2. Tom Fairman

    Epic win, Crikey.

  3. Gary Johnson

    hands up any of you guys who did n’t fink what she might be like??.,.,.,you know..somewhere close to da room?/?//?…hehehe ya dirty bastards
    i fink dat you guys shoulda behave ya selves coz she someone daughhter

  4. Sancho

    You’re showing your age, Rundle. You and I are of the same vintage, so you should know that Arabs are “sand niggers”, not “sand wogs”. “Ragheads” or “camel jockeys” is also acceptable. “Terrorists”, “heretics” or “Christ-deniers” are also appropriate for Christian conservative audiences.

  5. Sancho

    Of course, “you’re showing your age” contradicts my point, so mentally delete it from the previous post.

  6. Redwhine

    Rundle, there are days when your articles leave me wanting and/or pursing my lips in dismay. This is not one of them.

    I wet me pants laughin’. I copy/paste/send to ALL.

  7. chkchkboom


    chk chk boom is the best thing to happen to Australia and the internet.

  8. peter de mambla

    By the way, it is apparently YOU who’s projecting, Guy, and revealing your base motives. I kid you not! LOL

    Lataan above provides a link that pulls Bolt up on this pathetically transparent attempt to deflect.

  9. lataan

    To whoever took down my last rather misguided comment – Thanks!