in today’s editorial meeting while everyone was talking about the ETS. So when I was talking about the ETS cartoon I was going to draw, I had to ask everyone to repeat themselves. I thought this was quite funny but I am not sure everyone else did.

Here is the poem.

I was a happy rubber band
but nobody would hold my hand
and so I was a little sad
and I became a rubber bad

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