Last night I dreamed that Australia is building a National Broadband Network using the best future-proof technology available, that it’d be a national project rather than relying on moody telcos who’d rather invest in Chinese real estate websites, and that it’d reach out to cover towns of just 1000 people. Oh, and that Telstra was being split up. Weird.

Oh, it wasn’t a dream? Excellent. Now what does it all mean?