Cue PM. “The Australian government will move ahead to establish a company in partnership with the private sector which will build and operate a fibre-to-the-home National Broadband Network ... [splatter]”
Sorry, I didn’t catch the rest. Kevin Rudd was drowned out by the sound of 10,000 pairs of jeans being creamed at the thought of such massive internet bandwidth. The kind of bandwidth which ... well, which they already have at street-corner news stands in Seoul.