Love is blind AKA Tara Reid is engaged. Tara Reid is said to be engaged to French fashion exec Julien Jarmoune. Dear DListed commenters, No, he’s not blind, that was a joke. Get it?  — DListed

Brad and Angelina get even more perfect. Oprah Winfrey tops a list of the 30 most generous celebrities, compiled by The Giving Back Fund. She gave out $50.2 million last year to causes including her foundation and Oprah’s Angel Network.  Meanwhile Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie ranked sixth, with donations of $8.4 million in 2007. Among their interests: Pitt’s charity Make It Right, which is helping to rebuild New Orleans. — Us magazine

Kanye cracks it. Heeeeere’s the video of Kanye (in the grey hood) throwing a wittle tantrum at LAX because some big bad pappies tried to take his picture. Although, when one of the pappers starts screaming for the police, Kanye answers with “Ain’t no police man!!” Well, there was some police around and they arrested his ass. Kanye is currently marinating in a jail cell on $20,000 bond. — DListed

How Not to Hit On Models: A Primer. Beautiful models always say that they’re looking for nice, funny guys — but everyone knows that’s simply untrue. Models just love pretty dudes, whether they’re illiterate, douchey, or just plain obnoxious. Or that’s the theory we tried to test when we sent handsome Radar writer Neel Shah out on the town this week. His mission: To be his good-looking self and try his hand at picking up some unsuspecting models. Of course, he also used the worst lines possible — would models be charmed by a cute, goofy guy, no matter what came out of his mouth?– The Cut, New York Magazine

Saturday Night Live wants Tina Fey to play Sarah Palin. Saturday Night Live creator and executive producer Lorne Michaels said the show is talking with Tina Fey about playing Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin at some point this season, possibly as soon as this Saturday’s season premiere. — Huffington Post

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