Heard the one about the two British princes and Dita Von Teese? So apparently Prince Charles “accidentally” booked burlesque superstar Dita Von Teese for Prince Harry’s birthday, then found out her act’s a bit rude, and cancelled. How bummed would you be if you were Prince Harry? — Celebitchy

The Queen’s bloomers are worth £4,500. The Queen’s knickers went under the hammer in the UK recently. No, not Elizabeth II, but Queen Victoria herself. The monogrammed “VR” undies had a waistband of 50 inches indicating a rotund monarch. The BBC quoted the auctioneer as saying: “Auctioneer Charles Hanson said: “These pants, considering their provenance and pedigree, are very exciting…” Indeed. — BBC

Brangelina’s bub photos go for $10-$15 million. People magazine was the high bidder for the coveted first snaps of Brad and Angelina’s new twins, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. The money will go to charity. — Just Jared

John McCain compares Barack Obama to Britney and Paris Hilton. Yep, it may be a serious presidential race, but John McCain’s put out an ad called “Celeb” which compares his popular opponent to pop tarts Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. — Celebitchy