Helen Mirren’s a bikini hottie. She’s 63, a megastar of British acting, and she still looks hot in a bikini. We love you Helen Mirren. Defamer links to the tabloid pix of Dame Mirren – who prefers a red bikini! — Defamer

Teen pregnancy is fun! Britney Spears’ little sister Jamie Lynn makes teen pregnancy look so fun and easy (and airbrushed) in the pages of OK magazine. Celebitchy asks if describing teen motherhood as “so much fun” is sending a bad message to other teens. — Celebitchy

Where’s Sarah Jessica Parker’s mole? Madonna fessed up when she had her famous mole removed from above her lip. Cindy Crawford swore she’d never give hers up. But Sarah Jessica Parker’s mole seems to have gone AWOL. One conscientious Celebitchy commenter points out that sometimes these things happen for health reasons. Fairy nuff. — Celebitchy

The twins! The twins! Angelina Jolie has safely delivered her twins (by Cesarean, if you care). We don’t want to think about how much the first photos of the babes would be worth to a tabloid snapper, but USA Today reported that Brad Pitt had opted to give the story to a local paper in Nice, where Ange gave birth. Feel sickened by the multi-millions being paid to the likes of Jamie Lynn Spears for the first pictures of their newborns? Don’t worry, according to Radar, OK and other tabloids routinely inflate the price they say they’re paying for celeb baby photos. — Radar

My kid, Peanut. We’ll be honest, we neither know nor care who actor Ingo Rademacher is (he’s a soapy star in General Hospital, apparently) but he makes today’s trashwrap because he named his newborn son Peanut. Peanut Kai Rademacher, we’ll see you in therapy in about 20 years. — Dlisted

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